The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
by cammi629 April 17, 2010
Multiple men in multiple holes at once. Different dishes in different areas. Concoction of every STD.
by Hehxcc March 16, 2019
When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass
"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"
by trdbear March 18, 2023
The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.
by DaddyCool23 October 11, 2023
Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.
Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"
David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"
David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"
by ErikZona February 02, 2020
I was on a buisness trip to alaska and found hooker for the night and she gave me an alaskan snow twister. I woke up sore the next day.
by Gagmag January 04, 2021
A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick
by The_Gutter March 08, 2019