Michael Aaron Weber

A person with a pp the size of a tinny pill bottle

Michael Aaron Weber
-“What do I look like”
M-
“You have a pp the size of a tiny pill bottle”

by Theoffical_God130 September 28, 2021

Aaron Retard Moment

When you try to explain a left 4 dead 2 Strat to skip a horde but you can't get your point across.

Did you try the new left 4 dead Strat yet? No its like the Aaron Retard Moment!

by FarletFOX November 11, 2023

Aaron

A very loyal, kind, handsome and trustworthy man. He is friends with everyone, even when people don’t like him he’s not bothered, Aaron’s are funny an can always make you smile even when you don’t want to, he’s all about one girl more than anything. He’s faithful and does not even pay a lick of attention to other girls. To him, if he’s dating or in a relationship he’s girl is his world. He is sweet, and laid back. Also well hung down stairs, If you have an Aaron, dont let him go, because you will always be the happiest girl on the planet. He is the perfect man, and is your soulmate.

Damm you got a Aaron, don’t let that one go

by Syler gray November 21, 2021

off the aaron

When you meet a dude named Aaron and start to copy his style, comedy, and personality.

A very specific kind of personality osmosis.

"yo why have you been acting so cool and hot ever since you met that dude Aaron?"

"i don't know dude, i guess im off the aaron"

by Real G Ricky November 22, 2021

Aaron

Small cock

Aaron is not to good in bed

by Aaron is a clappa April 12, 2020

Aaron

A tall kid who has very big ears and a crooked nose that always seems to be red. He also has really curly hair and big ass feet. Most people seem to notice that he looks like a clown, which he does. But he also reminds people of a real life slender man because of how long his legs are and because of how pale he is. Last but not least he’s also just gay.

“Look it’s Aaron.” “Oh yeah him? He’s kinda ugly.”

by Imanurd November 6, 2018

Aaron

Aaron is the ultimate sex machine, he is a boss of life and you should never let an Aaron go. Even if you are a man you could still be with an Aaron if you want to because he is a true GOD and deserves anything and he is so funny, chill, and laid back that even though he is straight, if a guy kissed him, he wouldn't even care. Aaron is a true god and a machine at everything, he might not be the smartest but he is a true powerhouse and the most creative and funniest person you will ever meet.

Guy: Did you see Aaron yesterday, he is so hot, I heard he made girls fall to their knees.
Other Guy: Yea he is so hot, even I would date him, but I would rather just BE him.

by Ellydonado November 25, 2021