Alabama three-way

A homosexual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. Usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.
"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"
by Senator Ricky February 26, 2012
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Three-Hole Punch

1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.
Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.
by Harris Bergenstein October 17, 2012
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THREE SHEENS TO THE WIND

Drunker than three SHEETS to the wind. May involve flying an F-18 INTO a real live tiger. Must have Adonis DNA to achieve.
Man, you were so hammered last night, you were three SHEENS to the wind!! Are you winning?
by dontbenotrock March 08, 2011
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Three Holes, No Waiting.

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.
John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."
by PopeMichael March 30, 2010
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Drizzy Three Stroke

Drake: " Alright there are many positions i like but i have one favorite that i call the Drizzy Three Stroke. First I turn the gurl over and she arches her butt up, then i hit her with the one, the two and then the three. Then I lean over and whisper in her ear....oh na na whats my name?" lol
Drake: Bend over girl so i can give you the "Drizzy Three Stroke"

Girl: okay mmm i can't wait

Drake: uhhh 1, 2, 3!

Girl: Again! Again!
by Drakelove January 12, 2011
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three way call

To phone someone up whilst getting it on with their girl/boy friend.
Am I in a three way call?
by Rob12344 August 18, 2007
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Three Days Grace

A good band, with great potential, although their songs tend to be repetive. Yeah....
Every room we kept awake
By every silent scream we make....
by Raven January 17, 2005
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