Three-Hole Punch

1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.

Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.

by Harris Bergenstein October 17, 2012

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three headed dragon

The act of oral sex between a man and two women in which one woman lays on her stomach while blowing the man while he is on his back, and he simultaneously eats out a woman who is on her knees leaning forward. It creates an up down shape like the body of a dragon. Hence the name.

Last night I met these two chicks. We went back to my place and made a three headed dragon.

by e.e. cummings fan May 26, 2010

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Three Holes, No Waiting.

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.

John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."

by PopeMichael March 30, 2010

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THREE SHEENS TO THE WIND

Drunker than three SHEETS to the wind. May involve flying an F-18 INTO a real live tiger. Must have Adonis DNA to achieve.

Man, you were so hammered last night, you were three SHEENS to the wind!! Are you winning?

by dontbenotrock March 23, 2011

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Drizzy Three Stroke

Drake: " Alright there are many positions i like but i have one favorite that i call the Drizzy Three Stroke. First I turn the gurl over and she arches her butt up, then i hit her with the one, the two and then the three. Then I lean over and whisper in her ear....oh na na whats my name?" lol

Drake: Bend over girl so i can give you the "Drizzy Three Stroke"

Girl: okay mmm i can't wait

Drake: uhhh 1, 2, 3!

Girl: Again! Again!

by Drakelove January 13, 2011

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