pickled carrot

a blowjob that takes place over a long period of time

I'm still smiling after my pickled carrotthat girl gave me last night.

by LuckyPuddles January 08, 2018

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Pickle Mandela

photoshappin' somebody's face onto a pickle.

Wow look at that Pickle Mandela of Bernie Sandarz

by GrepMaker August 29, 2017

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pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang

by Majel J.E. September 26, 2007

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Pickle rage

Getting overly angry and/or aggravated over a small inconvenience because you're in a bad mood or stressed.
aka. being a sour "pickle"

Roommate 1: "Did you buy milk when you were out?"
Roommate 2: "Shit, no I forgot, sorry, I'll get some tomorrow."
Roommate 1: "Are you fucking kidding me, you're making me wait a whole DAY!?"
Roommate 2: "It's just a day bro... you doing okay?"
Roommate 1: "Yeah sorry, just pickle rage, been a long week ya know?"
Roommate 2: "Yeah I get it, don't worry about it."
Roommate 1: "Thanks man."

by TheSaucyUki April 19, 2021

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