This is the day premature babies and gay people are intended to be born on. If you happen to be gay and born on this day you are quite literally one of the coolest F**king people ever. If you're straight and born on this day you are lame. Most people born on this day are extremely hot/good-looking.
Person 1: When is your birthday??
Person 2: March 9th
Person 1: ๐คจ are you gay??
Person 2: yes
Person 1: you're quite literally the coolest person I've ever met ๐
Person 2: March 9th
Person 1: ๐คจ are you gay??
Person 2: yes
Person 1: you're quite literally the coolest person I've ever met ๐
by girlboss08 November 26, 2021
by Fuckbitches224 January 22, 2018
when a bra is present in a girls house, you yell to your homies code 9 so the hoochie mamas don't know
by Rob December 17, 2004
Rebecca: Is it your birthday today?
John: Yeah it is
Rebecca: ๐๐ฆ๐
Amanda: ๐๐ฆ๐
Olivia: ๐๐ฆ๐
John: December 9 is the best day ever
John: Yeah it is
Rebecca: ๐๐ฆ๐
Amanda: ๐๐ฆ๐
Olivia: ๐๐ฆ๐
John: December 9 is the best day ever
by Big boy dic..tionary November 22, 2019
Revolution 9 (Originally named Revelations 9) was coded message on how to summon demons. Found by famous member and co-founder of the satanist sect the BEATLES (Beasts of Eternity, Arise To our Loud Enjoin. Satan!) John Lennon in the Lesser Key of Solomon and. John first used this songs power to summon a powerful Succubus named ืืืงื ืืื ื, ืืืื ืฉื ืืืฆืืคืจ ืืืฉืืื ืืช ืื ืื ืฉืืื (Real Name is untranslatable so she was just called Yoko Ono).
John, Yoko and fellow cultist George Harrison created a perfect english version of the song to transform the world into a living hell. However before they could release it all three got very high and messed with the audio. The next day they found their translation missing.
The BEATLES went on a Magical Mystery Tour to find their missing song but it was to no avail. While the BEATLES disbanded in 1970 after John and Yoko attempted to recruit more demons in the closest place to hell they could find (New York).
Legend has it that George and Ringo still search for the original Revolution 9 lyrics to this day
John, Yoko and fellow cultist George Harrison created a perfect english version of the song to transform the world into a living hell. However before they could release it all three got very high and messed with the audio. The next day they found their translation missing.
The BEATLES went on a Magical Mystery Tour to find their missing song but it was to no avail. While the BEATLES disbanded in 1970 after John and Yoko attempted to recruit more demons in the closest place to hell they could find (New York).
Legend has it that George and Ringo still search for the original Revolution 9 lyrics to this day
Person 1: Have you heard their making a new rendition of Revolution 9
Person 2: Don't you know that song's a satanic ritual in disguise
Person 1: What, no *secretly a satanist*
Person 2: Don't you know that song's a satanic ritual in disguise
Person 1: What, no *secretly a satanist*
by Titanmaniac August 07, 2019
by PanicAt9PM October 16, 2019
pronounced "Five to Nine". Used when i girl walks past, or tries to PU you or one of your mates, who is under the legal age of consent, but has done herself up so she looks quote "Old enough to F*ck".
by ricky (shermz) December 09, 2005