November 9

National send nudes to the opposite gender day!

Sam “hey send me a nude”
Sarah “wtf no”
Sam “it’s national send nudes day though, November 9.”
Sarah “oh my bad hold up

by JeffreyEpsteinDidntKillHimself November 9, 2019

rule #9

there is no rule #8

rule #9 is there is no rule #8

by xD13239 January 11, 2012

code 9

when a bra is present in a girls house, you yell to your homies code 9 so the hoochie mamas don't know

YO ryan mattson code 9 in liz bishops laundry room

by Rob December 17, 2004

December 9

The day where legends born on this day get to do the dirty with more than 1 girl🍆💦🍑🍒

Rebecca: Is it your birthday today?
John: Yeah it is
Rebecca: 🍆💦👅
Amanda: 🍆💦👅
Olivia: 🍆💦👅
John: December 9 is the best day ever

by Big boy dic..tionary November 22, 2019

Revolution 9

Revolution 9 (Originally named Revelations 9) was coded message on how to summon demons. Found by famous member and co-founder of the satanist sect the BEATLES (Beasts of Eternity, Arise To our Loud Enjoin. Satan!) John Lennon in the Lesser Key of Solomon and. John first used this songs power to summon a powerful Succubus named יוקו אונו, ילדו של לוציפר ומשמיד את כל מה שטוב (Real Name is untranslatable so she was just called Yoko Ono).

John, Yoko and fellow cultist George Harrison created a perfect english version of the song to transform the world into a living hell. However before they could release it all three got very high and messed with the audio. The next day they found their translation missing.

The BEATLES went on a Magical Mystery Tour to find their missing song but it was to no avail. While the BEATLES disbanded in 1970 after John and Yoko attempted to recruit more demons in the closest place to hell they could find (New York).

Legend has it that George and Ringo still search for the original Revolution 9 lyrics to this day

Person 1: Have you heard their making a new rendition of Revolution 9
Person 2: Don't you know that song's a satanic ritual in disguise
Person 1: What, no *secretly a satanist*

by Titanmaniac August 7, 2019

july 9

if you’re born on this day, you suck. sorry jace but smd

when’s your birthday? mines july 9th. i’m a bitch.

by PanicAt9PM October 16, 2019

5-9

pronounced "Five to Nine". Used when i girl walks past, or tries to PU you or one of your mates, who is under the legal age of consent, but has done herself up so she looks quote "Old enough to F*ck".

Sherm:5-9
swissBoy: haha *nods* 5-9 indeed
theBrother: no for me
Sherm: hahahhahaha

by ricky (shermz) December 10, 2005