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Taint•O•Honey

Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.
“I could use dessert”

You want some of Bourbons Mike’s Taint•O•Honey?”

Hell yeah, gimme that shit!”
by BourbonMike March 1, 2025
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Taint Gurgler

Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.
by Mommasboiii January 17, 2021
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Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
Last night she finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle. It felt amazing!
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
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Taint Stich

the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls
His taint stich was a thing of beauty
by stuarthub December 16, 2011
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Pre-Taint

Jim:Lick my Pre-Taint Girl!

Sarah: mmm.
by Amatory December 29, 2016
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tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)
dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!
by bullets first November 13, 2011
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Taint Waffer

the dried up spoge that settles in ones ass crack
Girl: Oh my god, i had anal last night, and i have a huge taint waffer in my crack.
by aceboxer March 4, 2012
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