nap faded

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.

When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.

by Max Wellington September 23, 2013

Pizza Faded

When you eat so much Dominoes pizza you get high.

Damn boy that double cheese Dominoes got me Pizza faded, my shit is slumped.

by BowssDowgg001 September 30, 2016

Tipsy faded

How she feels after a couple of drinks and a couple of bong hits.

My girlfriend threw back a couple of beers and took a few good bong hits and then writes on snapchat that she is tipsy faded. (It means either there will be teasing only and no sex tonight or there will be amazingly hot sex for several hours). Please be the latter I don't want blue balls.

by Bigbear55555 April 26, 2017

big faded

The new dumb thing to say about getting drunk usually used by dumb kids who want to sound cool, kind of like Finnah

We’re finnah(gonna) get big faded tonight at the function cuzz.

by Thizzlerontheroof May 12, 2018

Tri-Faded

Being on 3 different drugs at one time

I was so tri-faded last night

by Alex Clark October 11, 2018

dummy faded

when you are so high your speech begins to be slurred, you say things out of context, and you talk about random ass shit. usually when one is in a state of "dummy faded-ness" they do not have enough will power to get up and start walking

Finn: bro rebecca came over before school and we didn't even hook-up we just got high
Chuck: damn I was wondering why she was acting so dummy faded during class

by /babygurl/ July 6, 2019

train faded

more than 3 mind altering substances in the body system

Reese got super train faded. She smoked a bowl, shotgunned a white claw, and snorted addy at the party.

by terrycrewsboobs July 17, 2020