Turkish Getup

A standing/reverse-cowgirl hybrid where the bottom partner starts lying on their back, then uses one arm (like the kettlebell exercise it’s named after) to push themselves up into a full standing position while still impaled and riding the top partner’s dick/strap-on. Bonus points if the top partner stays completely still the whole time like a human kettlebell, letting the bottom do all the dramatic Turkish get-up gymnastics for maximum core workout and show-off flex.

“She hit me with the Turkish getup last night, stood all the way up with my dick still inside her like it was an Olympic event. My soul left my body around rep three.”

by Fudge Cluggins November 19, 2025

Shit Gets Shittier

When things get shittier.

P1: Bro hows that test?
P2: Man shit gets shittier with every word :(

by JoeDucking January 6, 2026

The pizzas getting cold

When your high is staring to wear off.

{Guy 1} Hey, Dude the pizzas getting cold {Guy 2} Oh shit dude, lets bake another one!

by JayyBird October 30, 2010

You're getting it

You have a shot at dating a girl or guy

Guy #1- I really like ally she's so hot and I keep catching her looking at me
Guy #2- Yeah I think you're getting it

by Thewisecracker November 22, 2014

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Lincoln's Gettysburg address

The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.

Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:

President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway

Gettysburg, PA 17325

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

Laughing and getting in trouble

When your friend says a good joke and you end up laughing, but your teacher is like "I TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH DURING A TEST" and end up getting a 0 on a test.

I was caught laughing and getting in trouble.

by jrqwidhaserjkhsefkj February 4, 2019