ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

A statement of frustration said when one is about to say something and is interrupted abruptly; usually with a punch to the face.

Note: It has to be said in a non-enthusiastic, brittish, calm and polite manner, if you will.

Example:

Some guy: "Hello everyone, i'm here today to talk about... *PUNCHED IN THE FACE*

Same guy: "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."

by JoãoPaulo November 13, 2007

frankly my dear I don't give a damn

A quote from the movie Gone With the Wind. In those days swear words never came in big movies and the director was in trouble. Before the movie was released, he had an option to either change it, or pay $5,000 (which was worth a lot!). He payed the fine of $5,000 and it the quote became famous, it topped AFI's list of top quotes.

There's even a wikipedia article about it that I can't link to because it's too long.

Scarlett: What's going to happen to me?
Rhett: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

by Serminigo July 5, 2006

help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato May 6, 2018

I-M-2-6-C-4-U

I'm too sexy for you

(I'm two six-c four you)

Text use: "I-M-2-6-C-4-U geddit?"

by chocolate kettle May 26, 2010

I wish this place and this country and this world ill

For now on all of you people out there can just kiss my ass and die.

I wish this place and this country and this world ill

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 24, 2021

dont touch me i have a boyfriend

now this this is pretty gay

yeet dont touch me i have a boyfriend allen

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

I needed that like a hole in my head

What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.

The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.

by Hopelessly out of style January 8, 2017