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cock cranium

A term used to call someone an idiot or retard but in a more civilized manner. also known as the end of a penis ,"bell end" or dickhead
Don't be a cock cranium to the waiter. He's acting like a real cock cranium today.

Don't be a cock cranium, help your friend.

He acted like a cock cranium during the meeting.
by GorgeousFreeman June 30, 2025
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Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022
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Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is where u cum on a girl's eyes and she punches ur cock till it bleeds. GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLOND.
Bro I just had the best albino cock fight with my girl last night
by anonymous December 22, 2021
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I like the shit of your cock

I fancy way of saying, "I like your style".
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.
by Yukasoka February 14, 2022
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Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.
“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants

“No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”
by Joku Bateman April 19, 2022
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Cock muncher

by Benjamin ridges December 1, 2019
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Cock Yourself

An insulting statement directed at someone who really just needs to bring harm to themselves by means of the male genitalia. Harms include: dick slapping, cock whacking, penis punching, choking, raw anal penetration, and slitting your throat
"Brad literally cock yourself"
"tf is that"
by Brotha Brad August 30, 2025
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