cock slap

To be hit in the face with a penis

I Will cock slap you

by Jhfffhjk April 5, 2016

Big Kareem Cock Syndrome

A person who tells people he has big dick when in reality he has a tiny dick

"I have Big Kareem Cock Syndrome"

by JacksterPadster March 9, 2025

Cock Sandwich

When someone sucks two dicks that are pressed together to fit in their mouths.

Gosh Matt and Todd really gave me a good Cock Sandwich last night I couldn't even breathe!

by The Word Smith March 9, 2016

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

Cock

The fucking male chicken

Oi. U got a big cock?
Yea fam but my cock's in me farm do...

by A cultured person March 12, 2019

Cock meat sandwich

A sandwich made with rooster meat

The rooster died so we made him into a cock meat sandwich for lunch

by Dabrigg69 March 12, 2023

Cock goggles

The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.

Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.

I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.

I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".

by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022