Cock Jell-O

When your cum comes out Jiggly and Elastic-like or as like a Gelatin substance

My cum looked like Jell-O so would it be Cock Jell-O

by Fuzzball April 23, 2021

Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.

Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?

by Mika88 May 29, 2024

spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti

Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!

by SupermanTyga April 09, 2014

cock master

stinky poopy

U are a cock master

by shity man696969696969 January 03, 2022

Cock master

The master of a cock, also known as a rooster. This person cares for the cock, and loves it.

He was a cock master. He treated cocks with love and respect.

by Your mum is gay lol October 16, 2022

Cock your dish

When you go to fart and you aim your butt in another direction

Me : Sorry I just let one rip! .
Friend:.. did u at least cock your dish the other way?

by Fecknhill420 April 19, 2020

Sugar Plum Cock

So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.

Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.

by Purplenado March 08, 2023