Cock surfer

Some one who live on or by the means of genitals
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Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"
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Cock soldier

Someone (usually a man) who craves male attention, acceptance, and praise to the point of degrading himself and others. Often single and prone to blaming others for their self-pitying behavior.
Don’t bother, he’s a cock soldier. He gets no bitches lol
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cock soldier

A misogynistic male worshiper who shames other men for being decent human beings
1. She’s not gonna let you hit bro”

“Dude I just said abuse is bad ??? At ease cock soldier”
2. He called his friend a ‘beta’ for holding his girlfriend’s hand—promotion incoming for this loyal cock soldier.

3. “You let her post you? You’re done for, bro.”
“And you post gym selfies hoping your bros will comment ‘king.’ March on, cock soldier.”
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cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56
those damn cock goblins are back
by beddsy January 31, 2021
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Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”
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Cock Goblin

A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible
by Extendedmeme February 24, 2020
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