Pre-annoyance syndrome

When you are already annoyed because of someone before they have a chance to annoy you.
by Davy boo September 08, 2023
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Harriet Critchlow Syndrome

When a nerdy girl undergoes puberty and develops a pleasurable aesthetic and personality change, appearing as if undertaking more sexual acts ( a girl gets hot and slutty out of nowhere)
Guy:" Dude, did jenny fletcher get hot all of a sudden?"
Dude: "oh yeah man, shes got major harriet critchlow syndrome."
by master-pwanker August 13, 2015
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work syndrome

When your body begins to shut down right before your shift, you begin to feel really sick. (Often caused by stress from work)
Today isn't such a great day, I haven't been feeling good due to work syndrome.
by Judie Bloom November 02, 2015
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boredom crime syndrome

bored crime syndrome or BCS for short is when your sooo bored you commit a crime. Usually this is rare but sense the quarantine it become more common .
Person 1: i'm so bored .
Person 2: yea me to what should we do?
Person 3: lets commit a crime.
All : Yea!!!
docter: it seems you have boredom crime syndrome

All:NOO!!!!
by GABRIALD May 16, 2020
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 09, 2023
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 11, 2023
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Post W Syndrome

When you win a bet and proceed to put the winnings on another bet you think will hit, only to lose all the money.
I got hit with that “Post W Syndrome” and lost all the money on a “lock
by Louavelli April 07, 2022
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