Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).

I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender

by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023

manumissionary sex

Having missionary sex and finishing while thinking about equal rights.

Did you hear Barrack and Michelle Obama only have Manumissionary sex?

by ThatKidMarco December 28, 2018

sex story

hi. ive seen you've scrolled this far getting ur slutty ass wet and drooling over sex stories.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.

'i love me a sex story'
'nahh, if ur that horny get a prostitute'

by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024

sex

something you have never had

or the gender of your non existant girlfriend

MAN I LOVE SEX
MY SEX IS NOT FEMALE SORRY

by anonymous June 26, 2022

NATIONAL SEX DAY

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex

person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after

by lololololololololololol1234 October 7, 2019

Sex derived

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Sex derived
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sex derived

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

sex ed

I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on

The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers

the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson

me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right

oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!

by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020