Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
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(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
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(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.
Yours sincerely,
Your friendly neighbourhood asexual.
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