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Cock

1; One that is Rez
2; First response of the day to one's comment.
3; Opening comment in a phone conversation
"Morning Rez".... "cock!"

*Ring Ring".. "cock!"
by ExeC123 March 14, 2011
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Cock block talking

covers in 3 area's

1 # Habitual Interruptor .
2 # butting in
3 # in order to lead any subject s and control any conversation while not letting people to finish
by sperm623 August 23, 2023
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cock

..a chicken!
right?
Its just a chicken, what do you want, a penis?
person 1: "Man your cock is really big
person 2: "Aww thanks yeah Its pretty big aint it m8
by litterallynothing April 9, 2023
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Cock baller

A person who, with no prior planning, forethought, or regard for policy, proceeds to execute a plan regardless of the outcome. Typically applies to construction or pipeline work.
That cock baller dale just showed up and drank 30 beer.

Call me later, I’m just gonna go cock ball this pipeline quick.

John just cock balled in with his mustang.
by Caulk baller October 8, 2021
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kamikaze cock punch

To violently strike a male in his genitalia while simultaneously striking yourself in the genitalia and loudly yelling " Kamikaze Cock Punch!"
Friend 1: "Hey dude, what happened? Did you get hit in the dick?"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"
by IM THAT 1 DUDE November 2, 2013
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Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
by jaggazoom November 11, 2017
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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024
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