Nose Cocking

This is when you wear your COVID facemask in a manner that covers only your mouth but leaves your nose hanging out. This is in reference to Shirt Cocking, a pre-pandemic term.

Wow, I just went to the pharmacy to get hand sanitizer and half the idiots in the line were nose cocking! Got out of there as fast as possible.

by JH212 January 26, 2022

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Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose

Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?

by Cras13 December 05, 2021

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Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 10, 2020

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swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.

There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island

by Criminal47 August 12, 2022

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