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Gru Sex

Forcefully shoving gru's fat long shnooss in a minions fat juicy butthole. Then taking his hands and ripping the minion into 2 pieces and putting both into his nose holes.
GRU CAN SMELL YOU, GRU WILL SEX YOU. GRU SEX #1.
by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022
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national car sex day

August 11th Is national CAR SEX DAYYY it’s the day where you find ya favorite broad & crack em inna whip
“ arackz it’s national car sex dayyyyy”
by The nìgga masee August 5, 2024
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EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough

EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough
EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough
by Handle100 August 8, 2023
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SEX

I had sex with your mom last night as usual
by SuperSexyRexy July 22, 2023
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Cyber Sex

We’re you have sex over a phone or laptop
*texting*
Ready to fuck me daddy?
Oh yeah cyber sex here we comeeeee
by I.don’t.care_6 May 6, 2020
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Cost of living sex

When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.
My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant
by Assfroboy February 8, 2024
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fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch
by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017
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