Fat Man's Cupholder

While you're doing your bitch or significant other in the anus, slyly replace your penis with larger and larger cylindrical objects until you can easily slide in a can of soda. At this point, you no longer need to hold your soda.

I got tired while boning you and had to set my drink down, but we don't have one of those mattreses that doesn't transfer energy, you know like in those commercials with the wine glass and the lady, yeah so I had to stuff it in your ass like a fat man's cupholder or something. Gosh that's a catchy name... anyway, so how about you and me hop down to the Canadian mattress and proctology imporium for all of our medical and bed needs.

by Zimmermann July 24, 2006

One-man rodeo

Phrase defining the act of a male masturbating "western grip" style while standing or, with some level of difficulty, walking.

I totally became a one-man rodeo after seeing that naked hottie through her window as I walked by.

by Saint Cuchulainn January 6, 2009

Man-Cake Batter

a clever was of saying jizz

i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face

by your mother's chest hair March 27, 2008

African Man-Dangler

A sacrifice in which you inject your arm into the ass of the person you're sacrificing. Through the insides, you pop their eyes out and dangle them high in the air.(Usually performed on pygmys and midgets).

I watched an African tribe perform African Man-Dangler rituals on their weak. God bless USA

by Red Mike January 18, 2009

Fuck man do

A man who does something (like eating chips or watching tv) while having sex.

My husband is a fuck man do as he is playing flappy bird when I am sucking his penis.

by pisslicka June 13, 2014

stick up man

A thief who uses guns/weapons to rob people. Guns are often located in their jacket or trenchcoat.

The stick up man always pawned all the jewelry he stole from his victim's.

by Chef October 16, 2015

sweaty man salad

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad

dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?

by Bran Flakes! July 27, 2006