man bum thumper

a derogatory term used to politly call someone ghey or g4y or gay, homo or f4g fag.

"this guy has to be a man bum thumper."
"you cheated you man bum thumper!"

by Matches007 September 22, 2005

sexiest man alive

a man who's tall dark and handsome...a guitar god...wonder who that could be?

um....KIRK HAMMETT!!!!!!

by Sam April 11, 2004

Man from Nantucket

Wise old limerick

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he hit it
It sure looked like Brisket
And he'd get more sensation to fist it.

by D Red July 1, 2009

1-man salute

a hard on or erection of the male organ.

she so fine i was having a 1-man salute.

by slaveowner April 29, 2008

Muffin Man

A term used for a hot-looking motherfucker.

Look! It's the muffin man! I really want his cock.

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

stick up man

A thief who uses guns/weapons to rob people. Guns are often located in their jacket or trenchcoat.

The stick up man always pawned all the jewelry he stole from his victim's.

by Chef October 16, 2015

African Man-Dangler

A sacrifice in which you inject your arm into the ass of the person you're sacrificing. Through the insides, you pop their eyes out and dangle them high in the air.(Usually performed on pygmys and midgets).

I watched an African tribe perform African Man-Dangler rituals on their weak. God bless USA

by Red Mike January 18, 2009