Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024

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Buzz Balled

The state of being intoxicated and/or inebriated off Buzz Balls. A very distinct form of being of being inebriated that is specific of Buzz Balls.

Specific distinctions include: getting overly lit in a short amount of time, crashing quickly after the Buzz Ball wears off, and feeling immense dopamine rush.

Yo bruh, I’m so buzz balled right now!

by Buzzballed March 12, 2024

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Trippin' balls

Being under the influence of some drug. Higher than a mf, in another dimension. Usually used when using psychedelics but also weed.

Friend: Why do you look like that?
Me: Bro I'm trippin' balls

Ur mom: How were you so good last night?
Me: I was trippin' balls

by A snack August 18, 2022

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mega balls

big juicy mega balls

damn boi, hes got a comically large mega balls dude!

by 69Baki69 August 6, 2022

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Spaniard Balls of Fire

crush 10 bull testicles with 2 chocolat butlah using a blender to make a fine paste. Optional: rub your own balls with Lidocine. Rub some of the paste on your balls, put a mexican hat on, and do you girl or boy doggy style. make sure your balls hit your partner where it counts. You may sing Lacucaracha for atmosphere.

Man, yesterday I gave my boy a good Spaniard Balls of Fire. He will never cheat on me now.

by XwiZed August 15, 2018

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