Sex God

Allen

Allen is a sex god

by Mommy's dead baby November 23, 2021

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sex

what i hear my brother doing 24/7

hey bro doesn't ur brother use condoms when he has sex

by armeen my bath buddy July 24, 2022

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doctor sex

Mitch4ce: oh god
Mitch4ce: dr sex is invincible
Mitch4ce: we can't stop him
doctor sex: doctor sex

by aombi March 6, 2025

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Sex

What I do with ur mom lol

"I had sex with ur mom"

by gockcobbler132 October 18, 2021

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Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

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oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

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