Mandea Syndrome

A grave syndrome in which the one that has it achieves pure levels of autism and stupidity. It comes from the first pure autist Mandea Vlad.

Hey, that kid is retarded, he looks like he has Mandea Syndrome.

by vladconst August 13, 2017

Mean midget syndrome

Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.

The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

Mirpuri Munde Syndrome

A innate disease within Mirpuri Pakistani parents in which they favour their beloved Sons (Munde), regardless of their behaviour and actions. With a failure to recognise ANY shortcomings in regards to their son.

You definitely have MMS.

You are a product of Mirpuri Munde Syndrome.

by Munde December 29, 2023

(NBS) No Bitches Syndrome

A syndrome where the sufferer is absolutely incapable of acquiring any bitches whatsoever, rendering them bitch-less. Also referred to as "NBS". Very common syndrome, and is very rarely curable (although not impossible to cure).

"Ahhh dang you must have NBS"

"I just got diagnosed with No Bitches Syndrome lmaoo"

(NBS) No Bitches Syndrome

by Not.Diesel August 6, 2022

David Syndrome

A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.

(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)

Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.

by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016

Kaia Syndrome

The situation and condition in which where, when learning a foriegn language, you start to slowly get worse at your first language.

"so i has been learning german recently..."

"Uh, dude, don't you mean 'I *have* been?"

"Oh, oops, you're right. Sorry, I've been suffering from Kaia Syndrome"

by Robinhayaka April 27, 2021

SWPF-syndrome

When someone’s been diagnosed with skinny (or small) waist, pretty face syndrome.

“They’ve told me I have SWPF-syndrome stage 4 and it’s terminal…”

by jdawg20235 September 24, 2023