Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.

1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.

by DR. HJ October 30, 2012

Cock rot

Term for when the cock is stinky and cracked

George has cock rot I think he should get it checked out

by Crocken December 26, 2021

cock

A chicken

wow look at that huge cock over there it will peck your mouth

by sofa_kingwetated June 14, 2021

alphabet cock

penis shaped like the alphabet.

"woah hes got an alphabet cock

by sadlkghgiuas; November 29, 2021

Cock robin

When you feel friskier than what you physically have to back it up.

Yo dude, don't be a cock robin, he will mess your shit up!

by Gr8full1 August 10, 2021

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

Cock

A slang for a rooster

- The "cock" is crowing.
- OMG! Huge COCK you have, in your farm.

by Tuesfeio November 21, 2022