Cock N Ball Torture

The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.

Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!

by xRyco February 5, 2022

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Tension Ball

Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.

Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...

by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016

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Jacco Balls

enderman's balls. Also reffered to as ender pearls

"these Jacco Balls are so smooth and shiny!"

by JaccoLover69 September 6, 2022

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Faz-balls

Freddy Fazbear's testicles.

Gregory: Hey Freddy! Look at this new flashlight i found!
Freddy: Way to go superstar! What else does it do?
Gregory: What do you mean what else does it do?
Freddy: well i know it's a flashlight but wha- what else does it do, is it really-
Gregory: *Flashes light on faz-balls*
Freddy: OH MY FAZ-BALLS WOAHHH!

by Dreadful_Dorito January 23, 2022

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metamorphic balls

literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.

kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.

by shishki September 25, 2021

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