horse mouf bitch

When a bitch gotta mouf dat look like it should be ona horse. When she laugh it sound like a donkey!

Cristina and her horse mouf bitch friend, Michelle, are some ugly ass hoes.

by tom08 March 1, 2008

Pussy Shit Bitch

When a person is, or acts like, a pussy while being a bitch by thinking up of shitty excuses for things.

"Oh my god, I can't believe Tom is being such a pussy shit bitch!"

by I'M A MONKEY October 9, 2008

Cock Blocking Bitch

One who continuously cock blocks you via embarassing stories, only to sleep with that person.

Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!

by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 20, 2010

name-tag bitch

A girl who's destined career path will always inevitably require wearing a name tag as part of her work uniform.

Simply put, an uneducated, unmotivated girl who lacks street smarts and who has the same mental capacity as a bucket of whale shit. They're attractive for one reason and only one, their girl parts.

While talking shit to a friend: The dude is a literal pussy magnet, capable of luring in every name-tag bitch within 25 miles of a truck stop.

by mustard or relish February 17, 2014

Unicorn Type Bitches

A Dream/fantasy woman that certain men seek that they will never be able to find. Due to the fact a woman who is perfect in every way is impossible to find.

Guy 1: Hey man I'm looking for for this bitches who's got tits, ass,sexy, smart, doesn't talk alot, plays video games, and wants to fuck whenever I want to.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds like you're chasing some Unicorn type bitches.

by Jearper November 16, 2013

got a problem bitch

When some asswipe or whatever is interfering with what you do and it bothers you, say this:

Got a problem Bitch?

by sugar glitter 222 February 19, 2015

Bitch Shoulda known

When somebody is having a bad day and they don't take the opportunity to lay low and let the day pass by, and because of this something worse ends up happening to them.

Person 1: Did you hear that my friend Alicia failed her exam and she caught her boyfriend cheating on her in the same day, but she still decided to go clubbing later, where she ended up twisting her ankle, breaking both her shoes and had to go home early, where the taxi driver ran over her cat.

Person 2: OMG Bitch shoulda known! Stay home and let it pass if the day looks bleak.

by Bennyamd October 13, 2015