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cock and balls

CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE NOT REAL THE GOVERNMENT USES THEM TO SPY ON YOU.
Hey bob why are my cock and balls beeping?
CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!

*blows up*

*both die*
by Cockandballsman69 September 12, 2022
mugGet the cock and ballsmug.

ball sprayer

A good smelling cologne appealing to women.
Yo dude, take this fragrance for tonight. It's a ball sprayer! ;)
by Ellewist January 10, 2018
mugGet the ball sprayermug.

Rope balls

The act of landing on your balls off the top rope or any suspended cable.
AJ Styles had a bad case of rope balls, he’s gonna be out for a while after that accident.
by Jahamez July 21, 2019
mugGet the Rope ballsmug.

Petite balls

balls so small ants could lift them
my petite balls have depleted of all their liquids.
by retard-guy December 24, 2022
mugGet the Petite ballsmug.

little balls

An offensive term used for a man who has very small balls
by hairy penus May 1, 2018
mugGet the little ballsmug.

kegel balls

Balls that are used for self pleasure. Usually two balls that are attached to eachother. You may stick them in the many orifices that you have on your body. For example, your anus, or crotch if female.
I found my roommates kegel balls hidden in the shelf below are sink.
by mireyaaaaaaa July 25, 2016
mugGet the kegel ballsmug.

Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal
individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."
by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017
mugGet the Skert into the bowling ballmug.

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