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Tollner’s Syndrome

A disease present in a minority of humans and many spineless amphibians that presents with web like toes, bad breath, and the inability to grow over 5’6.
Damn bro! Do you see that short fucker named Dalton with the stank mouth over there? He needs some kohls shoes to hide his Tollner’s Syndrome!
by DartinAzorliade June 29, 2024
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death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.
by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023
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birkenstockholme syndrome

He was taken around the country by hippies but he fell in love with the lifestyle. He had birkenstockholme syndrome.
by Yukon Carnivorous April 1, 2024
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Berserk fan syndrome

Also known as Souls-bourne fan syndrome, & DOOM fan syndrome

The term refers to individuals (commonly on reddit) who enjoy consuming edgy media not for the appreciation of the art but rather for a sense of superiority over those who don't consume or cannot handle it for personal reasons

These individuals are typically socially-unaware teenagers, with Berserk fans with this syndrome in particular making out-of-pocket rape jokes
Jimmy: Hey man, did you hear that Timothy got a restraining order for making a woman uncomfortable?
Johnny: Must be Berserk fan syndrome, really weird guy
by slowstroker94 August 21, 2024
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Bad At Fortnite Syndrome

An extensively bad disease which only attacks Fortnite players. When individuals receives this disease they find winning a single Fortnite match to be an immense challenge. In some cases the individual with this disease will loose all hand-eye coordination and seem to miss every single shot.
bro... i think you have Bad At Fortnite Syndrome...
by ummguyss December 17, 2023
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Salt And Vinegar Syndrom

Something that suffers from salt and vinegar (chips) Syndrom is universally considered awful and wrong at first contact. But the more you consume it the more you are going to love it.
e.g.:

person 1: When I first started drinking beer, I really hated the taste of it but I've come to like it now.

person 2: I feel the same about techno music. Guess these two really suffer from salt and vinegar syndrom.
by Luca Goltz August 18, 2021
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amogus syndrome

amogus syndrome is a medical disorder that target people who have heard about amogus, it is VERY common, 69 in 100 people have this medical disorder, it causes the infected person to shout "AMOGUS" and play the amogus drip song everytime they see a thing that bears some resemblance to amogus.
Mom: please help my son doc
doc: ok
*the doctor proceeds to show him a picture of the boomerang nebula*
Kid: AMOGUS
*kid proceeds to dance while the amogus drip song is playing in the background*
Doc: so yeah the kid has amogus syndrome, and we have no cure.
by Poopslayer 1101 August 7, 2022
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