Doigle's Syndrom

A dog with Doigle's syndrom is a dog that forgot how to be a dog.

*dog walks on hind legs and roars like a dinosaur*
Friend: shit. ur dog is seriously messed up, dude. u sure he's actually a dog?
Owner: he has Doigle's Syndrom so he's a little unique...

by alpacameese2002235 May 02, 2018

Cudi Syndrome

Being an asshole to your fans for seemingly no reason

“My fans don’t name themselves sh-t. If you call yourself a “kitten” or f-cking “kittenz” that means you need to get off your phone and get a job and help your parents with the house,”
-Doja Cat suffering from Cudi Syndrome

by Funny-Valentine49 July 26, 2023

Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 26, 2020

old hag syndrome

1

one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group

2

one who is over the age of 30

i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome

by kaiandersonsshower April 17, 2021

Restless Vagina Syndrome

Female equivalent of Bue Balls

You left me with Restless Vagina Syndrome

by NerdyGirl420 July 29, 2023

Claytonator syndrome

When you’re attract to Kai clayton without being paid.

Hi I can’t come into work today I have claytonator syndrome

by goodlooker1010101 November 19, 2020

Daüs Syndrome

In the latter of the 1700's came the Daüs Syndrome. Doctor Sherwin Edwin Daüs was popularized for curing this (at first) unknown disease. Daüs Syndrome includes; slight headaches, stomachaches, varied hallucinations, vomiting and sore throats.

"My doctor said I could quite possibly have Daüs Syndrome."

by DazPeccavi July 09, 2018