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Bad At Fortnite Syndrome

An extensively bad disease which only attacks Fortnite players. When individuals receives this disease they find winning a single Fortnite match to be an immense challenge. In some cases the individual with this disease will loose all hand-eye coordination and seem to miss every single shot.
bro... i think you have Bad At Fortnite Syndrome...
by ummguyss December 17, 2023
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amogus syndrome

amogus syndrome is a medical disorder that target people who have heard about amogus, it is VERY common, 69 in 100 people have this medical disorder, it causes the infected person to shout "AMOGUS" and play the amogus drip song everytime they see a thing that bears some resemblance to amogus.
Mom: please help my son doc
doc: ok
*the doctor proceeds to show him a picture of the boomerang nebula*
Kid: AMOGUS
*kid proceeds to dance while the amogus drip song is playing in the background*
Doc: so yeah the kid has amogus syndrome, and we have no cure.
by Poopslayer 1101 August 7, 2022
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Gamer Syndrome

Gamer Syndrome is a deadly stage within gamers who have been struggling with their addiction for years. But can start within only a few weeks or up to a few years. Symptoms may include: Lumbago, Sweat, Weight Gain, Testosterone loss, Cravings For Fast Food and Depression. If you or a loved one is suffering from gamer syndrome. Tell them to ‘go outside, bitch.’
My brother has gamer syndrome, I’m worried for his health. He may kill his chances of rehabilitation if he doesn’t act quickly.
by CummedPantz November 7, 2020
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birkenstockholme syndrome

He was taken around the country by hippies but he fell in love with the lifestyle. He had birkenstockholme syndrome.
by Yukon Carnivorous April 1, 2024
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death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.
by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023
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Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.
Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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extreme bathroom syndrome

Having to run to the bathroom because you feel like your going to poop your pants any second.
Hey, I gotta go right now! I'm feeling extreme bathroom syndrome!
by GoneBuffers April 17, 2017
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