cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

cucumber loves me

by somethingsomethinggayguy March 02, 2021

squaddle me down

When someone wipes your ass for you because you ran out of toilet paper.

I asked Corey to help me out and he said he would squaddle me down anytime.

by MikeMilla December 11, 2013

me like tea milk

a mistranslation from vietnamese a girl made:
"tôi thích trá sưa. tôi = me, thích = like, trá = tea, sưa = milk "
*it was a direct translation made by a girl*

"omg ur discord status- "me like tea milk" pls-"
"I KNOW OMG HSJAAJAJAH"

by whooosaidtheowl December 25, 2021

run me that meat

Beat that pussy up

Kelly told Richard "imma have to have you run me that meat before you go home."

by Big Z253 January 31, 2023

Get off me charge

A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.

Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!

by DHirtyFYL November 03, 2023

grill me a cheese

Grill cheese meme hahaahah

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: So lick that coat! You smell like a-
Person 1: Grill Cheese.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Grill me a cheese.
Person 2: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
*Person 1 starts ugly crying.*
Person 2: Wha-
*more ugly crying from Person 1*
Person 2: Ugh.. Fine!

by Dying inside July 06, 2023

grill me a cheese

Grill cheese meme hahaahah

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: So lick that coat! You smell like a-
Person 1: Grill Cheese.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Grill me a cheese.
Person 2: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
*Person 1 starts ugly crying.*
Person 2: Wha-
*more ugly crying from Person 1*
Person 2: Ugh.. Fine!
*Person 2 makes Person 1 a grilled cheese sandwich.*

by Dying inside July 06, 2023