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hot and heavy

Passionate, lustful, as in "They were awfully young to be so hot and heavy about their romance" . This slangy term employs hot in the sense of “sexually aroused,” a usage dating from about 1500.

Very enthusiastic and excited, as in "That was a hot and heavy debate" . This slangy expression employs hot in the sense of “characterized by intense feeling,” a usage dating from the tenth century a.d. , and heavy in the sense of “serious.”
"They were awfully young to be so hot and heavy about their romance"

"That was a hot and heavy debate"
by Draapulus April 28, 2025
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Hot Carradine

Choking oneself while simultaneously jerking off and taking a shit, aka autoerotic defecation.
He evidently didn’t have a spotter while doing the Hot Carradine, and so he was found deceased on the toilet.
by JuanPedroCocinero April 29, 2025
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Cat on a hot tin roof

When it slips out and goes in the other hole. She then jumps off quick as a cat in a hot tin roof.
We tried cat on a hot tin roof last night.
by Mackster.Yo May 2, 2025
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Hot Pocket

A "Hot Pocket" occurs when a player discreetly defecates into their hand and deposits the turd into a teammate’s unattended pocket. The prank relies on stealth, timing, and a worrying lack of shame.

The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.

The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.

A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.

A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.

Gentleman’s code:

No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).

Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.

Related Terms:

Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.

Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
"You haven’t lived until you’ve watched a 110kg prop discover a lukewarm Hot Pocket in his fleece while ordering a kebab."
by Brown master general May 3, 2025
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Hot but flameless

When he’s super hot… but kinda boring :/
“Girrrrllll how was your date last night?”

Uhh it was meh, he was hot but flameless :/ ‘
by Disney** May 4, 2025
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Hot people

A collection of people who care about human rights.
Wow, these hot people know that all human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.
by Hot People Care Aboutt May 4, 2025
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Hot People

An individual or group of people who care about human rights
Person one: Wow, Fatima and Tom are so attractive.

Person two: I think it's because they know that all human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.

Person one: Ugh, they're such hot people. I wanna be hot like that one day.
Person two: You just have to treat people with kindness and compassion. Then you'll be so hot.

- And scene -
by Hot People Care Aboutt May 4, 2025
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