Cock Whopper

When you absolutely pound fuck the shit out of someone’s throat with your big juicy succulent cock as though they just swallowed a burger king burger in one bite.

Friend: hey have you heard of the word cock whopper?

You: ofc what do you think I did last night in the bedroom?

Friend: “Damn you seriously Cock whopped someone last night?!”

You: “yup, served with extra mayo too.”

by SpiderKiller59 April 13, 2022

Cock eyed

Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.

Wether it’s by a bunch or not.

Person 1: Do I look cock eye.

Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed

by Thousand measurement April 14, 2022

National cock and ball torture day

A day were you get and give cock and ball torture

April 15 is National Cock And Ball Torture day

by Anonymous Person 69420 April 14, 2022

weeping cock

The important things.

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."

by Dordobolong April 14, 2022

cock

The best tool creating by the blacksmith saymon singleton where he made a metal cock which evolution gave the superior species real cocks.

thats a nice cock you got there.

my bf has a huge cock, wanna see.

by Miistake1 April 14, 2022

cock your hole

put a cock in your hole

A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.

by anonymous April 15, 2022

Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,

Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom

by P€€p€€p••p••• April 16, 2022