Cock

cock, a slang for a penis used in the 90s by the nazi party and by Jeffery Epstein..
it was also used during 9/11 while the planes where hitting the building my dad was beating my mom...
the kkk also use it while burning the blacks

"hello"
"hi"
"suck my cock"
"okay son"

why is my cock so small

by finster May 16, 2022

Having a big fat cock

That's the answer to the Jordan.

Hym "And my intelligence can NOT invalidate my success and you having a big fat cock CAN invalidate YOUR success. And you can talk about replacing me all you want, your not going to be able to replace want I take if you don't get you fat ass done here, Jordan.

"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

Cock rub

Noun. The act of rubbing ones peepee. Like a handjob... but way better.

Yea so last night was awesome; Kelly game me an over the pants cock rub.

by Johnny Cockboy October 24, 2017

Kakashi cock

Something that would sound even better if might guy said it

Hey lee have you heard of kakashi cock it’s all the rage in this town.

by Yodad65 February 3, 2021

huge cock

matthew

wow, look at that he has a HUGE COCK

by YESSON,YEET September 19, 2020

Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024

Cock Volcano

When your cockerel erupts semen in a glorious fashion

I was just pleasuring myself in the pool until the cock volcano, the pool then turned a milky white

by GuyNamedPubert September 7, 2020