Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.
Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
by stinkbloom November 05, 2011
by TheCreatorOfBigWhiteHairyBalls June 12, 2023
Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.
Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
by brexitroy March 19, 2022
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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 08, 2025
by zippyclean June 30, 2022
When you receive a hand job on a public beach and when you finish you ejaculate on the sand, then proceed to form into a ball shape and make your partner eat it.
by Audrey from Maryland August 19, 2021
Doing Bulgarian split squats naked as someone lays under you and feels the wrath of your giant elephant sized stinky, sweaty, scrotum walloping against thou's brow.
- Dude, you HAVE to try this new exercise in the gym! It's intense
- Oh yeah? What is it?
- The Bulgarian ball bash...its insane!!
- Oh yeah? What is it?
- The Bulgarian ball bash...its insane!!
by Stinky Dick Cheese February 18, 2024