cock punter

When a guy is talking to a girl and another girl breaks into the conversation and says something offensive about the girl he's talking to and gets turned off by it.

Stop being such a cock punter Mary, I like him.

by maryJanee January 1, 2014

Epic Cock And Balls

like normal cock and balls, but wayyyyy cooler

i have epic cock and balls

by Kumtukey fly chimken September 15, 2021

cock pants

when your cock is so long, it goes down your pants

i have a cock pants all the time.

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

Cock

Penis

I’ve got a huge cock.

by Bin bang boom October 15, 2022

throb cocked

To dominate and own a chick in bed.

To thoroughly destroy, dominate, dismantle or blow out an opponent in a competition.

An alternative to jail sexed.

I throb cocked her after dinner last night

by !@#$%^&*()1234567890ABCDEFGHIJ March 19, 2022

cock hunker

Stupid people who do not know how to drive.

"You stupid cock hunker. Learn how to drive."

by Irons Family September 4, 2016

Cock Wrangler

1. homosexual
2. any male who wrestles with his penis (e.g. trying to urinate with an erection)

Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!

Mick: Are you sure?

Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .

Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.

Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 21, 2017