High-larious

These are things (jokes) that are only hilarious when you're high!

Bruh Superbad is High-larious
Liz, that was fucking High-larious

by Cognizant September 17, 2019

High Horsey

Talking down to others despite saying you want to treat them equally

Ms Watson is on her high horsey again.

by yuhuyuh September 18, 2019

Norfolk Junior High

A school filled with real ones and fake ones. Your closest friend can really be your closest enemy. Never trust a soul people switch up fast. People also say they gunna fight you but don't do shit. There are some cute girls there though...

Person 1: Wow I'ma jump this nigga.
Person 2: Oh no I'm scared.
Person 1: *Doesn't do shit but proceeds to backstab one of his friends for no fucking reason*
Person 2: Yup, thats the Norfolk Junior High for you.

by nibberlawflea September 18, 2019

High-Risk Selfie

Taking a mirror photo or selfie in a public area (ex: bathroom) that appears to be empty; but at any given moment someone can walk in catching you during the act of a selfie.

Jen: “Wow! Cute outfit!”
Marissa: “Thanks! It was definitely a High-Risk Selfie since someone walked in right after I took it.”

by Moniemarie31 September 19, 2019

Get on my High Horse

To get high and go on a rant and/or argue with people on the internet

What are you doing tonight?
I'm probably going to get on my High Horse and make an ass of myself on Twitter

by twentyfivenoses September 20, 2019

high-knocktane fuel

Supposedly premium gas that is actually just crappy-a** petrol that causes your engine to run really rough and lack power.

I wonder if the real reason that the dude who was driving the Hot Rod Lincoln experienced a lot of piston-pinging after his race with the Cadillac was that he was using high-knocktane fuel, rather than his simply having run his engine too hard.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019

James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.

“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School

by mellielover111 September 26, 2019