Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.

South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.

by Texas Man November 26, 2018

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Cock And Ball Torture Without The Cock And Balls

Life

"life is like cock and ball torture without the cock and balls - Old Western Guy."

by Cock-Master67 March 5, 2024

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Cock time

Time that two men spend together.

What did you do this weekend?
I spend some quality cock time with my dad!

by BourgeoisieHater☭ September 29, 2024

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Cock grab day

Grab somebody’s balls and twist them in October

Cock grab day

by Cock and ball toucher October 6, 2023

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cock canal

Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.

Can also be used as a random insult.

Have you seen the cock canal on her?

Shut your cock canal you flaming faggot!

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

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A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.

Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.

by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025

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