ass bandit

ass bandit
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.

1 if you want to avoid ass bandits, why would come into this bar?
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!

by hb94 September 22, 2009

big ass

a human with thicc legs ahahha

BIG ASS BIG ASS BIG ASS BIG ASS BIG ASS BIG ASS SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

by basicrobloxianhaha October 5, 2021

croque ass

An overly effeminate female. A derivative of broke ass, with elements of the word croquembouche inserted.

"Quit putting on some much make-up, croque ass."
"Don't be such a croque ass."

by bryce June 19, 2005

My ass

My ass is fat cause I'm a fat ass

Friend: your a fatass. My ass

by Zion Boi July 6, 2019

ass-puke

A synonym for taking a crap

"Hey, could you guys hold up? I need to go ass-puke really quick."

by Rambler12013 August 10, 2008

Ass Rag

a dedicated cloth, used when hiking for extended periods of time, used for wiping your ass. If used properly, there is very little if any odor, and a 12" x 12" ass rag will last for weeks. It is carried hung outside of the pack. A term originally coined by Ron Hood of THE HOODLUMS fame, a outdoor and survival website .

johns Ass Rag was clipped to his pack. He used it to wipe his ass after taking a crap inthe woods.

by woodsman9999 April 4, 2009

Gag Ass

A person who is overly enthusiastic about displaying affection, usually in public

"Mike is such a gag ass when he keeps telling Bonnie how beautiful she is"

by Tater finger August 12, 2014