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Spook Cock

The spookiest of cocks.
That man's got a spook cock.
by ComposedGecko June 7, 2025
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if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock
Yes daddy
HAAHAA
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
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Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair
I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!
by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020
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Soft-Cock

1. Someone that is a little bitch and a pussy
2. A really nice and gentle rooster that is well-behaved
1. If you don't punch a cop in the dick you're a Soft-Cock
2. That is a really well-behaved Soft-Cock
by SUB!!! 2!!! PEWDIEPIE!!! January 23, 2019
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Fat-cock fiance

The only way to get back at the evil men who want to control women.
Hym "So it is a fat-cock fiance type of situation. He's vermin. You're his property. I'm better than both of you."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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Fat juicy cock

A very long, and hard penis that can ejaculate a lot of semen.
Emily: That Fat juicy cock is sooooo good daddy Philip: yeah baby you love my fat juicy cock
by The_fat_Jew December 7, 2022
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Cock

Nice lil' cock-a-doodle, broseph.
thx
by the_real_dxr February 25, 2022
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