zombie cunt

when a woman is on her period... what her cunt turns into during this time in her monthly cycle

man this chick i fucked last nite had some funky zombie cunt goin on, my dick was covered in blood...

by cecilseebag-scragg February 16, 2009

zombies

undead brainsuckers, normally raised by a freak natural disaster or by means of a necromancer. The only way to permanently incapacitate one is to remove it's head completely.

Brian heard something behind him while dart throwing and shouted "fuck-a-doodle-doo" it was a ZOMBIE shouting "BRAINS"!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 111111o neoneooneone oneoeon111111!!!!!!!!11l olololol

by Petey the crosseyed dart thrower April 9, 2005

greedy weed zombie

someone who comes over and smokes all your weed....or tries to.
someone that tries to steal your weed
a particularly nasty looking zombie with a blunt in his hand who wont pass it.

"Look Jane! It's a greedy weed zombie!! Run for your weed!!"

by KayYo April 19, 2008

Zombie

Employee with little or no enthusiasm or drive. Thus spending most of their time with hands in pockets and walking unbelievably slowly. A Lazy.

Haven't you finished that yet? You're such a Zombie.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Zombie Head

When a girl uses too much teeth while giving a blow job. Almost nibbling on it.

Person 1-BryAnna is soooo much better at head than Rachel.
Person 2- I know Rachel makes it feel like she is about to bite it off.
Person 1&2-Zombie Head.

by His7 December 2, 2010

zombies love chili

It is a widely known fact that Zombies may eat brains if there is no chili readily available but may be less widely known that zombies love chili.

Hate and Love both mean love to a Zombie in terms of eating chili and brains.

Did you see that Zombie hate a chunk out of that woman's arm, those zombies love chili.

Zombies love chili like a fat kid loves cake.

by Zombies Love Chili December 9, 2012

abercrombie zombie

An abercrombie zombie is someone who thinks about abercrombie all the time and wastes there pathetic lives boycotting a great store because secretly they want to be the people who shop at abercrombie and look good in those clothes but they can't. They could never afford the clothes, and so now they are jumping on the "I hate abercrombie" band-waggon. Listen, me and my friends shop at abercrombie and we are not "dumb blondes" We are just normal girls that happen to like the clothes. The other day somebody called me an abercrombie zombie and I couldn't stand it! I had to tell people that not all people that shop at abercrombie are stupid model bimbo's! We have feelings, we just happen to have a great sense of style. So before you write some long comment on here about how much you hate the people who shop at abercrombie, realize they are people just like you who happen to like a certain brand of clothing, and you are the real abercrombie zombie. Plus you're doing wonders for their marketing! abercrombie owes you and your pathetic friends a big thank you! So go put on your all black clothes as a big "screwyou" to the world. Really you are just another jealous "abercrombie zombie". Thanks guys! You are just making it cooler to shop there, I mean probably a lot of people want to shop there because they don't want to be associated with you!

abercrombie zombie: I hate the people that shop at abercrombie! They think they are so cool, when really they are just air heads. But instead of ignoring them and not shopping there, I'm going to think about them all the time!

abercrombie shopper:I am happy with my life! I have some great clothes, friends, and a great life! I am comfortable with who I am.

by Abercrombie shopper July 10, 2006