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Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.
by workshy willy November 26, 2011
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Twin A's

Abs and Ass; Turbo chargers for successful womanizers
Massively silicon-induced trophy wife: Id like to fire up those twin A's in bed
by Salty Marmalade August 17, 2011
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Dymo Twin Turbo

A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.

Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
Oh fuck, Jay's bot himself tangled in the Dymo Twin Turbo again. One per bollock.
by Randall McNally III October 24, 2023
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Twin Lahey

A Horny Xbot that plays world of tanks and complains about gambot
by FartHuffer45 November 4, 2023
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Twin

A person who you shared a womb with and cannot live without, friends by choice siblings by chance.
I love my twin

My twin sibling loves me
by Helzo November 17, 2023
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be 5 twin

bruh just be 5 twin
by anonymous December 23, 2023
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Twinning

A type of transformation involving a person being transformed into a copy of someone else.
Example 1:“I have a raging twinning fetish and I am completely fine with it ruining my life”

Example 2:“Dude imagine if I got twinned into Agent Smith during the matrix’s sequels and it was shown onscreen, now THAT would be hot!”
by Bambianca January 4, 2024
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