Stuffing the Turkey

gettin it on, poppin ur cherry, sexual intercourse lololololol

hey where were u last nite
o i was stuffin the turkey with taht fineee girl

by Treyvon October 26, 2003

turkey on the rocks

when during anal sex you cut your partners arms off with a butchers knife, causing your partner to bleed, you then put the bleeding arm in your anus giving pleasure to yourself. I didnt mention that your partner still has legs, now what your partner does here is stomp on your ribcage till your ribs are broken, then vomits on them. At the end you cum in your hair.

i gave your cousin turkey on the rocks

by anonmys June 13, 2004

Turkey Basting

When a male sits in a cardboard box and the woman (or man, if you're into that) bastes the man's body and the baster says "ding" and then the person in the box comes all over.

I'm so into turkey basting these days.

by Penny Walker April 29, 2011

turkey neck

When an older person has skin that sags in the neck.

My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.

by crunkalicious July 4, 2004

turkey slap

to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls

Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap

Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross

by kof and toz July 10, 2003

jack turkey

When your mom and dad fill all there oldest kids holes with cum

Most people like to be Jack turkeyed on a mounted

by Bigbadstuf July 25, 2016

Turkey Water

The voluminous bowl of buttery tan colored liquid matter you discover after a twinge of the shits, not necessarily seasonally related to but often the day after a holiday dinner.

After eating Christmas Dinner at Marsha's grandparent's house, I made turkey water at the hotel.

by Jeff Cheek April 26, 2007