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Ring toss

When u get drunk and toss onion rings on your fuck buddies' bonar.

Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)
Got so drunk at the hotel last night, we played a game of ring toss. Then she went bobbing for onion rings! "Goofy Bitch!"
by Loo dog March 7, 2017
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Tossed salad

Also known as “The Mit Special” — the act of licking your sexual partner’s butthole.
Dude, I ate that tossed salad last night — I gave her The Mit Special.”
by Jj041418 July 25, 2020
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Tossed Salad

When one person uses their tongue to go to town on another's bunghole for pleasure.
Jimmy, how did you make out last night? I hear you got a nice tossed salad. Great!!! She tossed my salad for a good 18-22 minutes.
by Big Gay Jim February 16, 2023
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Super-toss

A person, thing(s), event or practice that is acknowledged as having a higher level of toss than if it were to be categorised as a Fucking-toss, and a substantially higher level of toss than a Toss.

People, things and events categorised as Super-toss have been known to induce swearing, ranting, screaming, vomiting, and violent, destructive behaviour as all attempts to understand their existence, use and purpose have resulted in a depressingly inconclusive result.
by Quintano Valentino October 23, 2006
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Tossed My Sketti

Ya man, good ole bertha tossed my sketti last night, good thing I took a shower first.
by Greenman2000 September 16, 2021
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Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.
"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021
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toss a baby ruth in the bowl

take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl
He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.
by dkjmt October 6, 2009
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