fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Tongue Gassing

When you are tonguing a rectum and your partner unexpectedly farts into your open mouth.

So I was going down on her from behind, slide my tongue in her tight little ass and got a huge tongue gassing!

by Shag the Fab June 12, 2011

poon tongue

The use of smooth talk to persuade a women to have sex.

I used my poon tongue at the bar last night on a hot blonde.

by Silver Tongue Devil November 21, 2010

tongue kagels

Act of linking envelopes.

I just licked 250 envelopes. I really got my tongue kagels in today.

by Ron Plaetzer July 13, 2006

Cobol Tongue

1) A spring or stream that appears suddenly, out of no where. Usually consists of dirty water, flowing downhill from an unknown source. Disappears are quickly as it comes; 2) The act of stealing plastic, wooden, or metal crates from local delicatessens.

Rolly: I was totally Cobol Tongue'ing it last night. I got like, twenty crates!

by Rolly Layne February 5, 2007

Tongue typing

To type with your tongue

Ah i seem to have lost my hands.. i know i'll tongue type >> ignjeldkr this is Tongue typing

by splee_xx December 18, 2008

Butt Tongue

A tongue that comes from your butt. An insult to someone. An expression or way of saying something sucks.

Have you checked your butt tongue today? You're such a butt tongue! or Man, that seriously sucks butt tongue!

by Laugh Attack February 11, 2009