Tom Glynn

A friend but also a dickhead who likes stealing things

Tom Glynn steals gloves

by claws long tail December 12, 2018

Tom Gammon

Tom Gammon is a world wide superstar. Mainly known for his 2 inch chode, bullet nipples, cows lick and BBM hoes. You can find this wild creature lurking around the streets of kingswood. Its mating call is 'Muaaa Muaaa'

Look at that twat over there with his boner chode, Tom gammon

by BillyHaynes1000 June 13, 2013

Tom and Isabelle

A dreamy and unimaginably compatible couple that are in love and don't want to admit it

Person 1: did you see tom and isabelle... they’re so perfect for each other

Person 2: i wish they’d just admit it already

by b_i_c_t_h March 10, 2021

tom holland

the hottest man alive

tom holland has a big cock

by youbigthot May 29, 2020

Tom Dunn

A Fucking Dick Head Of A Scare Crows Straw Penis With A Virgina For A Face.
He Can Only Lose His Virginity To A Tranny In A Gay Strip Club In Saudi Arabia On Mothers Day In 2069.
Another Name For This Retarded Specimen Is THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.
He Also Has Autism As Well As Aids, HIV, Herpes, Gonorrhea(He Was Vorn With These STD's) And No Friends.
This Rare Form Of Obese Bum Sex Merchant Can Be Found Either Tied Up In His Parents Basement(Sex-Dungeon) Or In His Box On The Side Of Broadmore.

OMG!!!!! I Think I See A Tom Dunn Over There!?!(See's A Hobo With A Rat In His Ass)

by Sexy-beast123 June 27, 2018

Tom Slechta

A small bald man without shoes. Similar to a hobbit.

Have you seen that movie “The Hobbit”? Yeah! It’s the one with Tom Slechta!

by wwlbliyhf October 11, 2019

The Tom Sentence

the easiest and simplest sentence on a page. Often used in school as the easiest sentence a teacher could ask you to read out loud in class.

Also related to The Tom Question. The easiest question a teacher could ask you.

Wow Mingguang, LaoShi just gave you The Tom Sentence to read.

I know, it had all the words from Chinese I.

by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009