Golden Toaster (XD edition) 

Golden Toaster, but it is way more golden, and doesn't have terrible spelling.

Also btw, The original golden toaster was Robbie's

OOF

Lol, Robbie's Golden Toaster sucks. I love Golden Toaster (XD edition).

Golden Toaster (XD edition) by OliviaisstephaniexD October 15, 2018

Sloppy Toast 

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.

Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!

Sloppy Toast by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019

Chocolate toast aemmanuel 

The thing that Emmanuel eats

Emmanuel is eating chocolate toast aemmanuel again

Chocolate toast aemmanuel by UrbanTurban999 November 20, 2019

Beatrice Toaster 

hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.

Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster

Beatrice Toaster by young gen c December 2, 2019

koala toaster 

n. Australian bush fire.

.............

Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

koala toaster by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

Cinnamon Toast Fuckery 

-Something that is so unbelievably insane, supernatural, and/or surreal

-Something that is so confusing that you cannot wrap your head around it.

I went outside and was greeted by a plane crash, followed by a forest fire. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is the mass of the universe?

I have to divide by a letter to get a number. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

Cinnamon Toast Fuckery by TheWarHorse100 July 20, 2020

cinnamon toast turntables 

a group chat on discord that does weird shit

hey dude i went on cinnamon toast turntables today. Now I can't go escape. Help....

cinnamon toast turntables by Luckie 559 February 27, 2021